So I’ve taken about 4 shot of tequila….





darkfuse:

i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view

(via beautifulblackkqueen)


heartless:

when my mom complains that i lay in bed too much

image

(via inch0ate)


bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(via packyourbag-wereseeingtheworld)


kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting

(via the-diary-of-a-princesss)





genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via dopex23)